There is a poetry contest going on over at the American Street. The rule is that you have to include the asshole statement "you go to war with what you have" made by Don Rumsfeld when he was speaking about troops not having the gear they need to survive a war. Here it is:

It's John Ashcroft and Don Rumsfeld...
And Richard Cheney too.
They yank on Bush's puppet strings
And see what he can do.

Just falsify some documents...
Then lie to start a war.
Bring the third-world down to its knees...
That's what our army's for.

Rush to war for election year...
The nation's almost broke.
You go to war with what you have...
Our leadership's a joke.